Peruvian Dendrite Opal
"Drunk art thou, Loki, and mad are thy deeds, / Why, Loki, leavst thou this not?"
never forget the time Heimdall actually said “go home Loki you are drunk”
this and the YOU’RE GAY NO YOU’RE GAY fight Odin and Loki have is why the Lokasenna is one of my favourite pieces of literature ever
fuck I mean the whole thing is basically the entire Norse pantheon having a drunken slanging match, you have to love it
"YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF COWARDS AND WHORES"
"Yes ok but. You did spend eight years as a milkmaid. Having babies. That was a thing that happened"
perfect gif is perfect
have you read the Dogesenna? I had to stop because I was crying too hard.
"Very east. Much journey. So hostage. Such watersports"
it’s beautiful thank you
collections that are raw as **** ➝ suneet varma, the golden bracelet 2013
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
he’ll say “are you married?” we’ll say “wow those are pretty invasive questions for a snowman”
I feel this is the perfect segue for me to tell this story. For the first 22 years of my life (I am 24 at this time), I didn’t know what a parson was. I thought “Parson Brown” was just a man’s name. And so when it got to this part in “Winter Wonderland”:
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He’ll say: Are you married?
We’ll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you’re in town
All throughout my entire childhood, tweenhood, teenhood, and early adulthood, I thought these horny ladies were building a snowman named Parson Brown, who must’ve been some kind of local hunk everyone had the hots for, and they were pretending to have sex with him in a meadow. I thought “do the job” was a sex thing and it was okay because none of them were married, which was very decent of Local Hunk Parson Brown in Snowman Form to ask them. Last year Sarah told me what a parson was and explained the real meaning of the lyrics, but it’s still really hard for me to buy. Like, really? REALLY? THESE WOMEN AREN’T HAVING SEX WITH A REAL DOLL SNOWMAN THEY MADE IN A FIELD BECAUSE THEY’RE UNWED AND TURNED ON AND IT WAS LIKE THE 1930S? I don’t know, my version makes more sense and has more intrigue.
I’M NOT SAYING THAT I THOUGHT BASICALLY THE EXACT SAME THING WHEN I WAS A KID
BUT I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING WHEN I WAS A KID
i saw a sjw bingo card so i thought i’d make an anti sjw bingo card b/c u guys are just as predictable lol
Someone beat me to making one of these! I vote they’re more predictable, and there are certainly more of them, despite their persecution complexes (“Tumblr: For Every Feminism and/or Social Justice Blog, Ten Blogs AGAINST Feminism and/or Social Justice!™”).